So this is just between you and me, but I'm thinking about breaking up with my imaginary boyfriend. There have been reports of not-so-nice behavior in NYC and he is still hanging out with that Jennifer beeyotch. It just might be time to move on.
So what do you think? Should I . . . .
A. Stay with the current imaginary boyfriend?
B. Go back to my ex-imaginary boyfriend? He's cleaned himself up a bit and is working steadily, although I think most of the movies will be straight-to-DVD.
C. Start dating Josh Charles? I just watched both seasons of Sports Night and have learned that JC is an O's fan so I'm a little bit in love.
D. Start dating Josh Lucas? And, yes, I do have a definite type.
Unfortunately, my first choice for next imaginary boyfriend got his wife knocked up again and I'm no homewrecking, trailer-trash Britney. And, no, I'm not referring to K-Fed as a possible crush. Ick! Ick! Ick! I was just making a comparison.