*Whimper*

Q: What sort of evil, sadistic person would schedule dress shopping for two days before Christmas, thus preventing the poor, hapless dress wearer from enjoying any of the holiday goodies that surround her?

A: A bride-to-be.

And, of course, our printing press is located in the snack-food capital of the world so they send us yummy things like Utz chips (only the best chips in the world*) and cookies.



* Bdogg, if you are reading this, you MUST try some Utz chips while in DC. Try to find the crab version. Yummy, salty, greasy goodness.