I think I may officially be the nerdiest person on earth.
I was at the bookstore today. While there, I thought to myself, "I wonder if there are any new and exciting grammar books."
Yes, I really did.
But it gets nerdier. Because there was indeed an exciting (and newish) grammar book:
I actually got excited by, bought, and plan to spend my afternoon reading a book on the history and lost art of sentence diagramming.
All hail the Queen of the Nerds.