Don'tcha Hate It When
Don't you hate it when the weather is miserable all weekend and then glorious on Monday?
When you realize halfway to work that you missed several large patches of hair on your legs?
When, a minute later, you also realize that your sweatshirt is covered in dog hair and kind of smells funny?
When you get to work and realize that you have either mud or dog poop on your shoes?
When you show up for your weekly staff meeting completely unprepared?
When you realize that what you want to do in an evening and what you have time to do are two very different things?
When you have exciting news and you have to keep it quiet?
When you are ready to go but you can't leave yet?
When you step out of your car at the gas station and a gust of wind blows a waterfall off of the covering and onto your head?
When you can't sit still but you have no place to go?
When you have the DVDs to return to the store sitting in your car but forget to stop every time you pass the store?
When you eat your afternoon snack too early and are snacky again with an hour left to go at work?