A Desperate Plea

Gawker is adding a comments section to its site. But, the comments are by invite only. And I'm about 110% certain that I'm not on the invite list.

So here's the thing: I need someone who is on the invite list or knows someone who is on the invite list or who knows someone who knows someone who's hairdresser's boyfriend's sister's son's babymama is on the list to invite me.

Not that I have anything even remotely interesting to say, but I wanna be on the list.