My Personality Disorder Solved

I swear I'm developing ASD.

" . . . these disorders are characterized by varying degrees of impairment in communication skills, social interactions, and restricted, repetitive and stereotyped patterns of behavior."

"They seem indifferent to other people and often seem to prefer being alone. "

". . . have great difficulty in sustaining a conversation. The "give and take" of normal conversation is hard for them, although they often carry on a monologue on a favorite subject."

"A slight change in any routine—in mealtimes, dressing, taking a bath, going to school at a certain time and by the same route—can be extremely disturbing."

Or I'm just becoming a grumpy old maid.*




*Go figure: A Google image search on "old maid" brings up pictures of Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, and Jennifer Aniston.