Enough: The Saga Continues
WTF?! It's April. It's the END of April. Shouldn't you be heading south of the equator? Why are you still here? No one wants you here anymore. Not even the jerks who insist that "real" Wisconsin winters require endless amounts of snow and ice and anyone who says otherwise is a pansy, sissy-girl.
Note to the jerks: We broke the local snow fall record by about three feet. So, no, this winter wasn't "just like" the winters you had as a kid. This winter was not a normal, "real" Wisconsin winter. This winter was a record-setting, exceptionally bad-ass winter. So shut up.
Snow, you've worn out your welcome. Go away and stay away!
Your frenemy always,