Wednesday, September 14, 2005

It's a Boy!

Britney Spears has given birth to a baby boy. Contrary to predictions. the baby does not have three heads, 16 toes, and orange skin. Later this afternoon, the Surgeon General will announce revisions to recommendations on prenatal care to allow Cheetos and Red Bull.

4 Comments:

At 7:50 PM , Blogger Bearette24 said...

Yay! White trash baby!

I love this line from the article:

They "are reportedly leaning towards dubbing the seedling Preston Michael Spears Federline. Because names like Preston help to gloss over the hard reality of a baby born wearing a wifebeater."

 
At 10:56 AM , Anonymous chamizo said...

Heh - too bad I don't think it will help gloss over the hard reality of going through life as P.M.S. Federline.

 
At 8:05 AM , Blogger Bearette24 said...

I didn't even think of that! What a set of initials.

 
At 8:11 AM , Blogger Lisa said...

Rumor has it that Brit has changed her mind (shocking for someone so grounded and reliable!) and is now naming the baby Sean Preston.

 

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