Yep, I Need Help

I went three whole days without a Tom and Katie fix. So here's a round-up of what's going on:

'Happy' Holmes says her love for Cruise is real
Tue May 31, 2005 11:50 AM ET TOKYO (Reuters) - One of Hollywood's hottest couples may be having difficulty persuading the public their romance is genuine, but actress Katie Holmes says her love for screen star Tom Cruise is real."I couldn't be happier. I'm so happy," Holmes said on her way into the world premiere of her latest movie "Batman Begins." "He's the most amazing man in the whole world," she told Reuters in Tokyo on Tuesday.

'SNL' Star Mocks Cruise and Holmes Romance
Saturday Night Live funnywoman Tina Fey mocked Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' high-profile romance in front of a host of celebrities on Wednesday night. The Mean Girls star and scriptwriter and fellow SNL anchor Amy Poehler entertained a-listers Gwyneth Paltrow, Whoopi Goldberg, Jay-X and TV reporter Diane Sawyer at the Robin Hood Foundation's fundraising gala in New York city. Comedienne Fey took the opportunity to mock Cruise's now infamous appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show earlier this month, when the movie hunk baffled viewers by displaying his joy of being "in love" by leaping over furniture and pounding the floor with his fist. At the gala, Fey high-fived Poehler, before thrusting her fist in the air, saying, "I love this woman! This woman is so hot..! She's a woman!" After slapping herself, shouting, "Oh my God, I'm so gay," Fey's star-studded audience burst into laughter, reports gossip site Pagesix.Com.

Cruise Pops Question
May 29, 2005 -- KATIE Holmes is not sporting a ring yet, but she is engaged to Tom Cruise. (from Pagesix.com)

And someone with a little too much time had a little too much fun with the video editor.