When Liberal Media Get Bored
Flyger devoted himself to studying squirrels because, as he explains it, they weigh less than a deer and don't bite like a polar bear. He used to smear a tree behind his Silver Spring home with a mixture of peanut butter and Valium and then tattoo the squirrels that he found passed out below.
And you just know that he got government funding for that.
An Exotic Evolution (wpost.com)
Update: My college friend Joe, whom I hear from once a year, gets credit for sending me this item.
Happy now?
posted by Lisa @ 2:15 PM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
There's hope for me yet. But where did he find someone to prescribe Valium for squirrels?
At the Texas capitol, there are the retired guys who sit in their lawn chairs to keep people from parking in the big-wigs' spaces. They are called the squirrel guards.
#1, I should get a pointer credit :)
#2, a eccentric friend of my wife's family used to live in Maryland and had squirrel problems. He would catch them in a have a heart trap and take them to the park and let them loose. The park officials told him he could not legally transport wild animals, and told him he had to poison the squirrels intstead.
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