Katie: This seemed like a good idea at the time. Why didn't anyone warn me? Nicole? Penelope? Can you hear me? Help!

Tom: Tom to the Mothership. I'm bringing her home. Now show me the hit movie.

Oprah: I know it's scary, Katie. Didn't anyone warn you? You just hold on to me, honey. It will all be okay. That boy is as gay as Steadman. But whatever you do, don't let him take you to the Mothership.