Weekend Plans: Freud Edition
Well, besides hating my mother, my weekend will include the following:
Friday
* Taking Rowen for a walk. She got shafted on her usual Thursday night walk because I was too drained from hating my mother, which is a rather exhausting task.
* Curling up in front of my laptop for an evening of DVDs and knitting. On the screen tonight: Homicide, Season 4, Discs 5 and 6. Maybe some skinny people will get killed.
Saturday
* My first blogger encounter! LostinTexas and I will finally meet to talk puppies, apartments, and smack about all of you. Or we’ll just vent about our mothers.
* Dog park with Rowen. Because she is adorable and sweet and loves me no matter how fat I get.
* Obedience class with Rowen. We haven’t done any of the homework for the past two weeks. Been too busy being fat.
* Quiet evening at home. Maybe I’ll cook. Maybe I’ll read. I’ll definitely be fat.
Sunday
* To the gym! Because I have the feeling that Paula the Trainer will really know if I’m lying about what cardio I did between sessions and she will kick my ass. And because I’m fat.
* Making up work hours. Hey, I’m fat and lazy.
* Housecleaning. Because I don’t want to become too much of a cliche.
* Walking with Rowen. So she doesn’t get fat like me.
posted by Lisa @ 11:27 AM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
I read ya', and I feel ya'. Hope you have fun with your bloggin' buddy.
I see a theme...don't let her get to you. You are awesome!
:)
Maybe every time your mom starts talking trash you could hold down a button on the phone to make that annoying sound.
In certain cases I am a firm believer in the "punishment" part of behavior modification. ;-)
I love the phrase "talking trash."
I also remember the brief time when "Talk to the hand" was in vogue. :)
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