The Entertainment Guide You Really Need

Consider this $80 saved (you know, if like me, you sneak in your own snacks; if you don't, well, you're just the type of fool to waste money on really bad movies).

Fametracker's 10 Least Essential Summer Films

Who wants to bet on how many of these same films get Entertainment Weekly covers? I'm calling 7.

Better gambling: How many get EW covers one week and slammed in EW's reviews the very next week? Gotta love it when they don't even try to disguise their crass commercialism.