Thursday, February 16, 2006

What?

How? Why? Huh?

I continue to be completely baffled by the Olsen Twins. I mean, yeah, they were cute on Full House and they were still cute well into their preteen years. You know, back when they acted their age, occasionally ate a sandwich, and let someone else dress them. But somewhere in the intervening years, they just became freaks. Puberty was not kind to them.

And now, they are "style icons," a term that I put absolutely no stock in, because that generally translates to an overpaid cokewhore wearing mismatched, ill-fitting overpriced rags that most of us are sober enough to realize look like crap. Who actually wants to look like these women?

Apparently somebody does, because the Olsen Freaks are in a new ad campaign:


Do you want to spend tens of thousands of dollars to look like 12-year-old vampires on crack?*

Kudos, though, to whomever fiddled with the perspective so that they don't look like the dwarves they are.

And speaking of freaks, the Best Week Ever Blog has a fantasy smackdown between two more Celebs I Can't Stand: Tom and Oprah.

*Okay, I'm digging the blue dress, even if Mary Kate does look like an 8-year-old who's been locked in her mother's closet for a month and decided to try some things on. And what is with those extensions? Gah!

9 Comments:

At 2:06 PM , Blogger LostInTX said...

I dig the blue dress too but you know they remind me of another sick and twisted set of twins.. oh yeah, the Barbi twins! How could I forget? Sisters that do porn photo shoots together... quality family, I'm sure. The Olsen twins aren't doing that just yet but you know, they might as well be. I can't stand them either and where the hell did they get all that money? I hear they are super rich. they haven't done anything decent since Full House!

 
At 2:08 PM , Blogger Bearette24 said...

Who are the Barbi twins? I actually think Mary Kate looks good (although there is a touch of the vampire in the pics).

I saw on the cover of Life & Style that Tom and Katie broke up. And she is 7 months pregnant! So much for that contract.

 
At 2:16 PM , Blogger Lisa said...

They and their super-lawyers are vigorously denying the break-up. Whatever. It's not like there's anything to break up. Poor Katie. But hey, maybe Tom will divorce her right before the magic 10 years is up. Did wonders for Nicole!

 
At 5:48 PM , Blogger Bearette24 said...

Thank you...I had a feeling you'd have the dirt. As for the perspective in the photo, I bet they are just wearing mega-high heels.

 
At 6:22 AM , Blogger Liz said...

The Olsen twins scare me a little bit. Their eyes- so huge! Their bodies- so tiny! Their clothes- swallowing them alive!

 
At 6:36 AM , Blogger LostInTX said...

The Barbi twins are sister that did playboy and other porn photos (I don't know about anything else) back in the 80's and 90's. They are probably in their mid 40's now. E! True Hollywood Story did a show on them not too long.

I'm sure you can google them and see them. It's gross.

 
At 6:41 AM , Blogger bdogg_mcgee said...

I like the blue dress too, even though chicks like me with big boobs should eschew halter tops.

But I agree that the whole getup is a bit freaky...

Let's keep our fingers crossed that the whole debacle known as TomKat will finally fizzle!

 
At 12:13 PM , Blogger Bearette24 said...

I feel bad for her...7 months pregnant, alone. Then again, Tom is crazy.

 
At 12:30 PM , Blogger Lisa said...

I can't believe the bastard made a 7 months pregnant woman travel to Australia just to prove a point!

 

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