Confession

Forgive me, for I have sinned. I've broken two of the cardinal rules.

Rule #1: Never go to Wholefoods when you are hungry.

Rule #2: Never go to Sephora when you are depressed.

Because I needed that overpriced smoked salmon spread and a half-gallon of organic white vinegar about as much as I needed a $25 Chanel lip gloss (although, in my defense, the salmon spread was yummy and the lip gloss shade is called "Giggle").