Fun & Games with Page Six

Some are frustrated at the New York Post's new registration requirement, which blocks the masses from reading Page Six online.

I, however, in a rare moment of lemonade-making optimism, prefer to see it as an opportunity to use our own creativity in a world where truth usually is stranger than fiction. So I'm introducing "Choose Your Own Page Six," in which the reader writes the ending to the Page Six teaser.

For example,
"BAI Ling was cut out of "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith" after it was announced that she was posing nude in Playboy, the disappointed actress claims.
The sexy..."

. . . fugster was told that George Lucas had a strict ethics policy for his Stars Wars cast. Coked-up intergalatic incest: Okay. Nudity: Not okay.

Now your turn! Complete the following Page Six story:
"PARIS Hilton once lost her chihuahua when she forgot she'd left little Tinkerbell with her grandmother. Now, the Hilton heir-head has "misplaced" a laptop computer crammed..."

Have Fun!

(For those of you who prefer to read the actual Page Six stories, go to bugmenot.com to bypass the registration.)