Things That Annoy Me Today

Apathy

Deadlines

Waiting at Starbucks. Doesn't everyone know that I NEED my chai RIGHT NOW.

Calories

Houseguests

Faux-Buddhists

Texas drivers

Sharing my Utz

Anorexic starlets who used to be so cute when they weighed just a few pounds more

David Boreanaz

People who can follow their bliss and still pay the bills

Republicans