Scientology Worked for Me! Part II

By posting about something other than Tom and Katie, I've managed to attract a few undesirable readers. So let's see if I can scare them away with some more Tom and Katie news.

Seems our Ms. Holmes has not only sworn off combing her hair and using any adjective other than amazing, but also given up her faith. She's now singing the praises of scientology.

So, looking at some Signs of Cult Involvement:

Sudden change in dating relationships---Check

Spending a lot of time with a new religious organization---Check

Dramatic change of residence---Check

Glassy stare in his/her eyes, seems “spaced out,” or not quite there---Check

Drastic change in dress---Does no longer combing one's hair count? Then, Check

Hyperactivity centered on the group/leader agenda, which seems to supercede any personal goals or individual interests---Oh heck yeah

I could go on. But, well, I think we all know that it is only a matter of time before Katie reaches the critical stage.