Ummmm . . .

I don't even know where to begin with this one:

"A representative for Spears said: "Britney and Kevin were at the hotel to celebrate [sister] Jamie Lynn's birthday. An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest." (from Page Six)

I can only pray that God will never let these people have children.

And for cryin' out loud---Spay your dog!